Light Jokes

1:

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.

But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

 

2:

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

 

3:

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

 

4:

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

5: 

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so..

6: 

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.

Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

7: 

Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"

Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"