A girl writes a column in matrimonial section for a husband
"Need a person who never leaves me, never beats me and can satisfiy me in my bed".
Next day a guy with no arms and legs, knocks on her door.
Girl: who are you
Guy: Wana be your husband
Girl: You don't fit for that
Guy: So i cann't beat you. I dont have legs, so i can't leave you.
Girl: how can you satisfy me in my bed
Guy: What do you think, How did i knock at the door........
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